I challenged convention when I invented the local Twittersphere. People laughed, people mocked, but look at it now! More powerful and more popular than the Beatles and Jesus combined. In fact so powerful that even Martina Purdy has had to bow to its glory.
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So it was no surprise when I again challenged convention and bravely pointed out on the local Twittersphere that Open Champion Darren Clarke is an abomination. Claret Jugs and alcohol just don’t go together, never have and never will.
I think it is essential that I raise the subject of a growing blight on modern life:
- Darren Clarke, Rory McIlroy and Graeme McDowell were all at it
- Millions are addicted
- Many depend on it to get through their day
- Many think it helps them socialise
- It is heavily promoted by celebrities and the media
- Today’s youth indulge in it heavily
Yes, I am Eamonn Wallie, I am a Twitterholic.
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